i eat, i sleep and i blog.
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
(Source: homobeans)
Bird reacts to dubstep
(Source: youtube.com)
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
i lobster
but then i flounder
(Source: chocolatezoltar)
if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people
“HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die”
SLAPS
“wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”
deleting my school so i can focus on tumblr
(Source: diabase)
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
lets all give a round of applause to mother fucking Jenna Marbles!
(Source: skinny-healthy-confident)
the first 3D movie i ever saw was that spy kids movie and i was so disoriented afterwards that i fell down the stairs
(Source: lnfamy)
i’d rather be a golden retriever who lives with a nice upper class white family
i still think it’s funny that every boy i’ve ever talked to probably has a penis
probably
sweden has invented a carbonated water that tastes exactly like chocolate milkshake this could be the cure for obesity where is the nobel prize
